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At the Sexperimental Farm Laboratory, the Doctors work tirelessly in their Research Laboratories for the benefit of Science and all Mammalkind.
 
Back in the last century, WHO predicted a bovine crisis in several separate situations.  Desease and methane reaching deadly levels, the bovine cow was constantly being injected drugs to increase her yields.
 
These drugs were usually tested on wvs (women "voluntary" servants) to not only see potentially harming results to the rest of the World's humans and cats, but had the added advantage that the wvs - aka hucow - would be able to TELL the Researcher what she was feeling and added greatly to the test results.
 
True, there were many set backs.  Specially developed goat pumps was and still is the standard method of collecting yields.  Each hucow, that wasn't undergoing Trials, was milked 6x daily, until drained and then pumped a further 5 mins. dry to assist the stretching of her milk lobes.  
 
Batches of wvs were and still are used to Trial various drugs and udder stretching methods.  In the case of wvs belinda here, she has undergone many Trials and successfully developed an extra set of udders.  
 
To continue, should I receive any positive response.  
 
Yours faithfully,
Entemewvs hucow belinda just starting let-down.Sometimes not always successful

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the full color wvs pic is HOT!!
i would TOTALLY do her if she were here right now
Mz Tania Vella Mz Tania Vella
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I came across this work by accident.
I was the House Governess at the SFL Institution and we did carry out various Research studies and Trials on women "voluntary" servants.  (Used to be called AGP's, Assistant Guinea Pigs, but had complaints from Animal Rights, that it was insulting guinea pigs.  We changed to wvs and discovered they were Tax deductible.
 
During my time in Office, we employed many fine Doctors and Surgeons that had been struck off their respective Medical Registers for daring to use human females instead of other animals in their valuable Research for Science and good of all Mammalkind.

Our Dairy Laboratory was and still is one of the finest, most forward thinking Internationally.  Japan, Russia and many other great countries have learned and leased our work to advance in similar fields.
Some of our hucows have been so efficient that they have earned the GPS (Gold Plastic Star) to be pinned to their left udd.. breast and prouder cows is hard to find.
 
Yes, we DID have some errors, but that's Research for you.  The cow in above picture was supposed to have 4 of those udders, hence her look of disappointment and no GPS.  
 
Sadly, we were forced out of the State of MSN and again from the State of Yahoo, so we moved premises, lock, stock and urn, to the Sate of Multiply.  Thriving there for some considerable years until once again, the big dark foot of PC gone mad, forced us to new pastures.
 
Now I am pleased to announce, that Progress always wins and we have opened our 1st hucow Dairy with own pastures, hospital, veterinary, insane asylum and all allied practices to the great State of SecondLife.
 
Enteme, to author of the above, was and is one of our highest regarded Supervisors and currently has her own trailer on our premises and pays her keep in a lucrative, extremely old profession there.
 
I hope that clears anyone's questions on this matter.
 
Sincerely,
MzTania Vella
House Governess
The SFL Institution.
(aka Sexperimental farm Laboratory )
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how does one get involved in these testings?  
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Am I the only one here to realize that both of these pics are photoshoped?
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Sothar wrote
Am I the only one here to realize that both of these pics are photoshoped?
 
Oh MY!  
We think not.
Our years of valuable Research has helped develop run down east end city places create wealth by distributing the 7,500 ltr. Benchmark, our Dairy milks 5x a day.
And I can assure you Mr. Sothar, (obviously IRS Inspector) that all our accounts are 100%,  'onest.
See for yourself.
 
    Pretty hucow cindy - Visitors Day 
 

 The Doctor checks X41 serum progress
 
 
Our prize cattle .. wvs, I mean, displaying our hard, dedicated work
 
Hope that clarifies your inaccuracy Mr.Sopha  

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Er, hi.
I'm in a bit of a spot right now. Things are not going as planned and i find myself having been made redundant at the age of 40.
I grew up around small hill farms with small dairy herds.
Are there any posts at your organization that i can apply for?
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Dear Mz. CowInks,
Please excuse delay to responding to your application.  MzTania, our House Governess is extreme-ly busy and had placed you in Her 'TDO' list (To Do Oneday) and since we constantly have vacancies due to the fairly fast turnover of subjects.  Many with teat draw or develop severe mastitis and put out to grass.
 
If you are still interested, feel free to E.mail me.  Same name at Gmail dot com.
 
Hope hear from you soon.  Anyone with our ummm  imagination and desire to become a wvs (woman "voluntary" servant) to be used in the SFL Institution's valuable Research Trials for Science and good of all Mammalkind, don't hesitate to write me and put subject as "wvs application" with an imaginative letter displaying your abilities and confirming that should you disappear for, perhaps, 5 years, no loved ones, nor family will miss you.  Merely that is tiresome that boyfriends turn up demanding to see their hucow and not permitted in to the premises.
 
         xx  Enteme  
   Snr. wvs SFL Inc.
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Yes, a dedicated hucow.
Once passed through the Induction and designated, probably, to the Dairy Laboratory, you would soon be increasing productivity as much as 5 fold.  
 
Am pleased to show some recent additions to the Dairy Lab.  So far, the main improvement is to their teats.

 
 
  However, here are a few of our current well used ... I mean, developed hucows  ... 
 
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After being in and out of a feeding situation with my husband and three other women, we decided a few things.....  I could always be brought back to a lactating stage without remaining for years in that state if... we had three others equally minded and up to the initial training program.
Going from a 34B to a 36D once a year allows me the freedom to "milk up" without dragging my udders to the J sizes so often the result of staying in the HuCow state for longer periods of time.
Having the other three to slice the year up into 4 month milking months works for us all.

Do not plan on using a dairy or goat milker as all it will do is basically increase your nipple size - not found to be an objectionable result.  
We used a goat milker adapted to large Medela receivers... also smaller tube attachment can work well below the waist.

My first trip down the row had me in full lactation mode -- from between 2 and 3 quarts a day -- and included a fairly consistent sexual stimulation regimen to keep the flow increasing.

Enjoy - be safe - find good helpers
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Although born with a male body, I would vey much appreciate being brought into the herd as a hucow. Please advise as to how to proceed.
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Oh you poor cow Mina,
Sadly, having reached an age that even if your were able to be force milked, you would not attain Bench Mark.
I could suggest the Kitchens for you?  The Master Butcher is a very kind man and won't cause un-necessary suffering to you.
 
Kind regards and sincere apologies.  
Think positive, it happens to us all sooner or later.  You did reach a good vintage. 
 
Sincerely,
Enteme


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Er, hi.
I'm in a bit of a spot right now. Things are not going as planned and i find myself having been made redundant at the age of 40.
I grew up around small hill farms with small dairy herds.
Are there any posts at your organization that i can apply for?


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Dear Beatrice,
Yes it is possible to use specialist drugs and a male to develope productive udders.  However, we have never known a case of one achieving the Bench Mark of 3.8 ltrs. each 24hr.  
 
I do however, know that feminized bulls are often preferred amongst the heifers for their 1st impregnation.  Perhaps you should consider this path?  Otherwise is all to easy to end up prematurely, in the Kitchens. Especially dangerous during the Annual Open Days BBQ,  where dignatories from around the globe are invited to our Laboratories and entertained for the weekend.
 
Kind regards,
 
Sincerely,
 
Enteme,
Assistant House Governess
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